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Dumbass Demotivational Poster

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...

STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies

TAGS: stupid and lazy dumbass
Rating: 3.9/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:31 pm, #245314
I would like to see the end result of this preferably in video form... *evil chuckle*

FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am, #245744
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm, #87891
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am, #87720
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm, #87627
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am, #151998
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #151918
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

GUILFORD COUNTY, NC - Thanks for reminding everyone that North Carolina is a part of the South!

TAGS: dumbass funny
Rating: 2.82/5

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Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:09 pm, #189006
5L in spite of south being the same direction your posters are going.

WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

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foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm, #207720
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm, #207605
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L

SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started

BACON - These guys will smell like it in 3, 2, 1...

EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13

TAGS: obama fail dumbass barack
Rating: 2.56/5

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am, #86604
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm, #69129
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #68484
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.


TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.53/5
Mr. Shiny - August 24, 2010, 12:38 am, #190600
yes it seems this is the same no name poster making another attempt. this is better then their last, I will say. 2
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:47 pm, #190575
Reality Lord... Anonymous posters get the same vote as anonymous crap posters. 1L
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 7:17 pm, #190564
however i have left a score and said CRAAAAAP!. 1L
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 9:05 am, #190495

i have not left a score but wanted to tell you to get an account. anonymous postings will not do well. join the community. this poster would score alright. good luck dude!

TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!


WELL... - There's your problem.

TAGS: dumbass car escalator
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:53 pm, #152715
Agreed 5L
spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:24 pm, #152687
Nice delivery on a picture that's been around awhile. Good one Fatt Matt.


GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.

TAGS: obama dumbass popularity contest president
Rating: 3.04/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:21 pm, #122716
and Mallen, I said "and the Republicans". At that point, McCain was just more of McSame, which is a d*** shame, as I would have voted for McCain if his voting record actually was as "Maverick" as he claimed.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm, #122715
2001, perhaps, but two independent 2004 recounts told another story. But you don't want to hear those facts, so we have a pot and kettle situation here.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:55 pm, #122651
Wow, both zed and kspace have drank the kool-aid that has made them ignore facts and reality. BTW, when an independent group counted the votes in FL in 2001 (after the election) is was confirmed that Bush won that state too. But you won't accept facts.
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:35 pm, #122647
Bush wan't running in 2008, Dumbass. Bush was elected by the electoral college in 2000, but lost the popular vote. He won both in the 2004 election.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm, #122613
the previous 2 times.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm, #122612
If that true, then I find it f***ing hillarious that as soon as Diebold quit supplying and "verifying" the voter counts via thier machines that Bush and the Republicans DIDN't get elected by the bogus "Landslide" numbers FOX kept reporting the previous 2
Rollseyes - September 29, 2009, 9:56 am, #122584
OMG! REALLY? You could not possibly be so stupid as to think that Bush wasn't elected TWICE! Get out of fairy-tale land, stop your hate, and GET OVER IT! He's not even president anymore for Cripes sake!
Kspace - September 29, 2009, 9:46 am, #122583
At least Obama was elected.

DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!

TAGS: bbq cold dumbass moron ed
Rating: 3.67/5

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esmith1701 - August 9, 2011, 3:51 pm, #222786
Just big shorts... unfortunately I lasted far longer than my camera man did this day, but I'm totoally in shorts and sneakers
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:50 pm, #222711
He must be a tourist, he's wearing long pants.

GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!


TAKAGI - He's a dumbass

TAGS: takagi bring my tux dumbass case closed detective conan inspector mcquire
Rating: 1.61/5

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Anonymous - April 18, 2009, 11:51 am, #73826
It's a Japanese comic. The original text is in Japanese while the card is still in English.
Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 4:22 am, #52990
Perhaps a bad translation? I bet they were originally speaking Japanese, and the text was still in English. You try reading something in Spanish when you only took it in high school.


CURIOSITY - killed the cat, can sure as hell kill you dumbass

TAGS: curiosity cat croc head dumbass
Rating: 2.8/5


COMPREHENSION - HEDGE dumbass...not hed ...geez, some people huh?


TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am, #143648
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?

SELF-RESPECT - He sold his for hot, juicy burgers.

TAGS: wendy burgers respect fail wig dumbass
Rating: 3.22/5

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totalfuckingparanoia - August 6, 2010, 3:35 pm, #188007
That's Pippi Longstocking, not a wendys wig
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 3:32 pm, #176096
I'd do just about anything for a h** juicy burger. BTW...try the Whiplash burger from burger king
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 3:28 pm, #176092
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 3:27 pm, #176091
You know what? I would too!


TAGS: joe the plummer rep of dumbasses
Rating: 3.04/5

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WTFO - February 8, 2009, 1:09 am, #57709
Who said he is the "best of conservatives". He merely caught Pres Obama off-guard and got him to state his socialist agenda of "spreading the wealth". Besides he owed less back taxes than the new head of the IRS.

WARNING! - In the event that the DSi AC Adapter begins vomiting paper clips, do not attempt to unplug the DSi AC Adapter from the wall.

TAGS: nintendo dsi ds dumbass
Rating: 2.41/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 1:52 am, #32481
Very funny! What an inexplicably weird picture.

C'MON - We're all dumbasses

TAGS: dumbasses
Rating: 2.23/5

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superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:20 pm, #75928
It is such a shame half the posters are ruined because people don't know their from there, or then and than. : (
Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm, #58593
Hee hee
dotdotdot - December 2, 2008, 10:30 pm, #41451
I'm really surprised Tori Amos isn't in this list...

ADVERTISING - Location, location, location

YOU DUMBASS - It's a poodle.

TAGS: poodle lion dumbass
Rating: 2.02/5

More motifakes by Morgan

aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:22 am, #17499
I just tunneled it. This is a The Rorschach test for homo***uality.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:36 am, #17446
A GOLDEN poodle, who also became KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!! If he says he's a lion, I'll just say, "Yes, your majesty."
Debbie Downer - August 28, 2008, 8:05 pm, #17365
It may BE a poodle, but it LOOKS like a lion, DUMBASS.

Cyclists -